1 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,713 Dr. Hook to Trauma 1. 2 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:21,497 Stat. 3 00:01:23,169 --> 00:01:24,809 Welcome back to the Kingdom. 4 00:01:25,577 --> 00:01:27,027 We've been expecting you. 5 00:02:38,138 --> 00:02:39,578 Should I finish him off? 6 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,373 Knock yourself out. 7 00:03:02,511 --> 00:03:03,481 Officer Anderson? 8 00:03:04,969 --> 00:03:05,739 What's wrong? 9 00:03:09,136 --> 00:03:11,366 Priscilla just left Gene for Richard... 10 00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:13,977 but she'll be sorry... 11 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,940 because Gene is the talented one. 12 00:03:23,385 --> 00:03:26,365 I'm going to need to look under that cloth, ma'am. 13 00:03:25,926 --> 00:03:28,846 I don't see why. It's a cut-down tray for an IV. 14 00:03:29,468 --> 00:03:32,888 Mr. Pedersen was in there for 24 hours with no security... 15 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:34,401 and nobody assassinated him. 16 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,899 Well, that was an oversight. 17 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,320 Can I look under the cloth, ma'am? 18 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,780 Not until you call me Carrie. 19 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:56,367 No. 20 00:03:59,269 --> 00:04:00,819 I'm through fooling around. 21 00:04:05,907 --> 00:04:06,727 Antubis, come. 22 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:19,022 What the hell is that? 23 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:22,422 A problem, but not an insurmountable problem. 24 00:04:57,975 --> 00:04:58,305 Mary. 25 00:04:59,729 --> 00:05:00,499 Through here. 26 00:05:22,944 --> 00:05:23,664 Little girl. 27 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:26,971 You're awake. 28 00:05:30,877 --> 00:05:33,377 Can you open your eyes again, Mr. Rickman? 29 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:34,347 Peter? 30 00:05:36,723 --> 00:05:38,793 Were you dreaming of a little girl? 31 00:05:39,729 --> 00:05:42,609 She needs help. The other one wants to hurt her. 32 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,190 The old lady will hear me. Please. 33 00:06:06,135 --> 00:06:07,805 He woke up. He spoke to me. 34 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,708 Really? What did he say? 35 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:15,022 Something about a little girl. And then he went back to sleep again. 36 00:06:15,199 --> 00:06:19,389 Dr. Hook said that even if words and their meanings were lost on him... 37 00:06:18,791 --> 00:06:21,771 that the sound of a voice would comfort him, so... 38 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,364 This is 19 hours' worth. 39 00:06:28,899 --> 00:06:30,489 This is Silence in Babylon. 40 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:37,428 Look at you. 41 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:39,485 Mrs. Rickman. 42 00:06:41,388 --> 00:06:43,888 Nat, he did speak, and that's a good sign. 43 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:46,803 The best. 44 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:50,863 All right. 45 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:53,202 Here goes. 46 00:06:56,007 --> 00:06:57,887 "On a windy night in November... 47 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:01,897 "when the streets of New York City were still glazed with ice... 48 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,743 "and not even the buses were moving... 49 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:07,586 "a young man named Eugene Gant... 50 00:07:07,911 --> 00:07:10,601 "ducked into a coffee shop on Second Avenue." 51 00:07:11,294 --> 00:07:14,814 He pulled a greasy notebook and broken pencil from his coat. 52 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,815 - Morning, Nat. - Morning. 53 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,933 You got him listening, I see. 54 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,100 Well, it was your idea. 55 00:07:31,009 --> 00:07:33,069 And if it works, I get the credit. 56 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:35,684 If it doesn't, I don't get the blame. 57 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,432 Carrie said that he spoke a little just before I came in. 58 00:07:40,449 --> 00:07:42,619 It was something about a little girl. 59 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:52,738 There's a woman I'd like to bring in to see your husband, if you don't mind. 60 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:54,510 - A doctor? - No. 61 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:00,816 Actually, it's another patient, a woman named Sally Druse... 62 00:08:01,123 --> 00:08:02,273 and she seems to... 63 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:06,216 This is going to sound crazy, but she seems to have... 64 00:08:08,324 --> 00:08:09,534 some psychic talents. 65 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:11,567 You're kidding. 66 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:13,755 Actually, I'm not. 67 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:20,795 What in the world are you talking about, Dr. Hook? 68 00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:24,265 Well, I'm not sure that I can explain, but I'll try. 69 00:08:28,846 --> 00:08:32,156 Now, how many of you had the chance to read at least... 70 00:08:31,635 --> 00:08:33,945 let's say, the first third of the book? 71 00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:37,378 I read it all, Rev. Jimmy. 72 00:08:38,046 --> 00:08:39,436 I couldn't put it down. 73 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:41,729 And what did you make of it, Jack? 74 00:08:42,874 --> 00:08:47,534 It's pretty clearly an existential struggle between purpose and lack of purpose... 75 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:52,104 in this case, symbolised by Gene Gant's inability to finish his book... 76 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,173 or commit to Priscilla. 77 00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:59,612 And the hot, steamy sex. You forgot to mention that one, didn't you? 78 00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:06,251 Frankie, what you doing? Sit down. 79 00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:10,643 We all have an equal chance to discuss the book, you know that. 80 00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:10,677 All right. 81 00:09:12,429 --> 00:09:16,189 He's in the freakout zone now, Rev. Jimmy. You better watch out. 82 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:19,503 Frank, do you have something you'd like to say about the book? 83 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:21,101 I shot a harpoon at Daniel Boone. 84 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,798 Frankie, baby. Come on now, sit down. 85 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:26,029 Be quiet. 86 00:09:28,456 --> 00:09:32,556 Frank, do you have something you'd like to say about this week's book? 87 00:09:33,118 --> 00:09:35,088 I shot a harpoon at Daniel Boone. 88 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,303 The little girl will be here soon. 89 00:09:37,031 --> 00:09:41,741 Her name is Mary, and that's not all. There's a bad boy, too, his name is Paul. 90 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:44,285 Have another shot of rubbing alcohol, there, Frankie. 91 00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:47,796 I wrote this book in wombat butter. Hamstrings running west. 92 00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:50,804 Don't be cruel, stay in school. Wasted voodoo. 93 00:09:52,599 --> 00:09:55,149 He hit the painter and jumped off the roof. 94 00:09:54,847 --> 00:09:56,527 I think you should sit down. 95 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,409 Tony's a phoney. It's all baloney. 96 00:09:58,011 --> 00:10:02,691 Osama's a farmer. Mother's your best bet. And don't let Satan draw you too fast. 97 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:07,984 I want you to sit down and catch your breath. 98 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:10,154 I'll get you a glass of water. 99 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:11,961 A lonely man danced, a thousand came. 100 00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:15,414 I think I lost it. Let me know if you come across it. 101 00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:19,089 Oh, the dog biscuits! When he's happy, he don't get snappy. 102 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:24,040 I don't want harmony. I want harmony. I want French-Canadian bean soup. 103 00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:30,948 Sadness is a turnpike at 2:00 in the morning. 104 00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:32,684 And all the radio preachers foaming. 105 00:10:32,697 --> 00:10:35,017 Frank, just sit down, catch your breath. 106 00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:40,912 - It's all right. - Easy now. 107 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:45,544 The sidewalk was in trouble, and the bears were in trouble. 108 00:10:45,004 --> 00:10:48,664 And the doctor killed the boy, and the boy wouldn't stay dead. 109 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,750 She screamed out green smoke. 110 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:06,710 Let him alone. 111 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:18,340 What's wrong? 112 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:20,496 It's in my head. 113 00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:23,578 It wants to undress my future. 114 00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:25,406 What future? 115 00:11:27,951 --> 00:11:29,491 My poor head is exploding. 116 00:11:30,672 --> 00:11:31,672 We need to pray. 117 00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:34,255 It's trying to get out and it hurts. 118 00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:47,072 All out for the circus... 119 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:50,070 and Mary rings her bell. 120 00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:01,981 - What do we do, Reverend? - I don't know. 121 00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:04,396 MC Frank. 122 00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:08,004 Eminem, eat your heart out. 123 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,416 - Is he alive? - Yes. 124 00:12:12,885 --> 00:12:14,385 Someone call the hospital. 125 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,600 Why do you do that to me, Hook? 126 00:12:23,489 --> 00:12:26,249 I understand you're joining the Keepers tonight. 127 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,332 - Idiocy. - You'll be fine. 128 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,054 There's the initiation ceremony, of course. 129 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:33,933 No one's been hurt, well, seriously hurt... 130 00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:39,556 since Dr. Fulcher lost the tip of his tongue, but that was, what, back in 1999? 131 00:12:41,315 --> 00:12:42,325 The last century. 132 00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:45,076 What are you talking about? 133 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,174 Dr. Stegman to OR 1. Dr. Stegman, stat. 134 00:12:48,955 --> 00:12:50,975 Sounds like you've got a live one. 135 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,218 - What do we have? - I am not a physician. 136 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:25,323 I am not allowed to interpret scan results. 137 00:13:28,616 --> 00:13:31,006 - It's a tumour. - I know that, infant. 138 00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:34,472 - What kind of tumour? - Glioblastoma multiforme. 139 00:13:35,546 --> 00:13:39,706 That's Latin for "there's a homicidal octopus growing inside his brain." 140 00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:54,185 Lord... 141 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:57,144 we pray for our brother... 142 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,035 poor old Frank. 143 00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:01,588 He is afflicted and suffering. 144 00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:06,256 We ask that you surround him in your love. 145 00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:11,516 Can you guys tell me what kind of episode he had? 146 00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:14,986 He started channelling Marshall Mathers on the Eminem network. 147 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:18,508 He seen the Holy Spirit and started speaking in tongues. 148 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,260 He just went crazy, that's all. 149 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:23,459 Gloves, anybody? 150 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,713 - How are you today? - Fine. 151 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,374 So in closing, let me sum up my basic points. 152 00:14:57,501 --> 00:15:01,211 There are five. The first is that Operation Morning Air is new. 153 00:15:01,745 --> 00:15:04,685 The second is that Operation Morning Air is cheap. 154 00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:07,668 Yes, Julie? 155 00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:11,205 Dr. James, there are... 156 00:15:13,427 --> 00:15:16,347 - two employees here to see you. - Send them in. 157 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,619 They say they can't come in until you tell them they can. 158 00:15:27,055 --> 00:15:30,775 Abel, Christa. What an unexpected pleasure. Come in, do come in. 159 00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,873 - May we? - May we really? 160 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,095 Yes, by all means. Hold my calls. 161 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,117 So nice to see you up in the sunlight. 162 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,827 Coffee? Julie makes the most wonderful dry roast. 163 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:50,317 - We don't swallow caffeine drinks. - Except for Nozz-a-la. 164 00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:53,693 Well, I make it a point to have one myself... 165 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,763 every four years or so. 166 00:15:57,905 --> 00:15:59,475 So what can I do you for? 167 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:05,892 We've never asked for a favour before, have we? 168 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:07,547 No, never. 169 00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:11,093 But we'd like a favour now. 170 00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:14,637 Anything I can do. Anything. 171 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:26,987 - He looks a little like Elmer. - What? 172 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:29,891 Elmer Traff. 173 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:33,945 Well, if you say so. 174 00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,174 It's just jelly... 175 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,712 to prevent corneal abrasions during surgery. 176 00:16:42,891 --> 00:16:46,551 Nurse Hinton, do you want to move the instrument tray in a little closer, please? 177 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:48,719 - Yes, Doctor. - Thank you. 178 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:49,987 I'm fine here. 179 00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:55,688 Nurse, would you put on the Beethoven... 180 00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:58,669 - and don't spare the volume. - Yes, Doctor. 181 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,065 One, two, three, okay. 182 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,464 This is a homeless person, I believe. 183 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:11,681 So I hear, Doctor. 184 00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:19,386 I'm not going to bite you, Doctor... What's your name? Goopta? 185 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,788 - Gupta, sir. - Gupta. Goopta. 186 00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:22,689 Stegman and Goopta. That's marvellous. 187 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:25,929 But you may want to go a little wider with the flap here... 188 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:28,506 allow yourself more room to accommodate the swelling. 189 00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:31,467 Less distortion and brain shift for the neuronav. 190 00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:35,639 Okay, everybody, are we ready? 191 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:38,040 Anything on the MRI report, Dr. Goopta? 192 00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:40,433 Gupta, sir. 193 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:45,759 We can resect the main tumour mass and biopsy for a definitive diagnosis. 194 00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:49,049 But these margins are too near the blood supply. 195 00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:51,958 Well, it's too near the blood supply of a vagrant, Goopta. 196 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,390 You won't be paid for any good you do... 197 00:17:53,944 --> 00:17:57,184 and the medi-mal lawyers won't hear about your boo-boos. 198 00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:58,589 Time to learn. 199 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,296 You look wonderful in that. 200 00:18:13,699 --> 00:18:15,089 It's the same as yours. 201 00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:19,245 You look better. I've been looking for you. 202 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,550 I want to talk to you about Rickman and Mrs. Druse. 203 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,453 - Is Mrs. D still seeing ghosts? - Afraid so. 204 00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:28,451 I've seen something even worse. Look at this. 205 00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:29,074 Take care. Needles. 206 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,449 No, not in this one. 207 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:33,175 It's just... 208 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,791 Thousands of dollars worth of medicine in my hands... 209 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,579 and all of it is past the use-by date. 210 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:40,926 It's very sad. 211 00:18:42,312 --> 00:18:44,472 The waste in this place is very sad. 212 00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:47,421 Why are you smiling? 213 00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:50,904 It's not just this, you know. 214 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,444 I've had a request in... 215 00:18:52,418 --> 00:18:55,178 for a phase-contrast microscope since last year. 216 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,059 I need it for my Parkinson's and L-Dopa studies... 217 00:18:58,739 --> 00:19:02,439 so one finally comes in, and do you know where Steg routes it? 218 00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:05,895 - Lou Traff and the sleep lab. - Yes. 219 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,253 Where they already have one. 220 00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:10,542 Two? 221 00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:14,443 Would you like to see the real Kingdom, Chris? 222 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:25,568 Let me get this straight. You actually saw this little ghost girl? 223 00:19:25,736 --> 00:19:26,696 I saw something. 224 00:19:29,848 --> 00:19:33,818 And Mrs. Druse believes that Peter Rickman knows something about her? 225 00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:36,428 - Right. - Even though he's in a coma? 226 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:40,111 I don't believe him to be in a coma, but that's close enough. 227 00:19:40,494 --> 00:19:42,954 And she also believes that he's in danger? 228 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:45,935 From what, the spirits? 229 00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,797 Perhaps she'll tell us that herself. 230 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:51,961 Hop on. 231 00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:55,591 Next stop, Hook's kingdom. 232 00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:08,111 I enjoy these indigent patients, Dr. Goopta. 233 00:20:13,804 --> 00:20:17,034 The hospital does not enjoy them, sir. They cannot pay. 234 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,389 If they can't pay, they can't complain. 235 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:21,971 You got it? 236 00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,101 See, this lesion is being extremely aggressive. 237 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:29,485 This lesion is being a spiral galaxy of malignant cells. 238 00:20:40,954 --> 00:20:43,404 Don't look at me. He's all the way under. 239 00:20:49,175 --> 00:20:51,665 Don't look at me, I am all the way under. 240 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:54,091 Take the spiral galaxy out of my head. 241 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,630 I should have left a trail of bread crumbs. 242 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,036 Blondie would just come along and eat them. 243 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:17,020 My God, we must be under the new parking garage by now. 244 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,494 Further. If you dig straight up, you'd be on the other side of Lyngby Road. 245 00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:23,272 - Watch out. - Got it. 246 00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:35,845 Now are you sure he's under? 247 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:40,391 He's maxed for his body weight. I can't give him any more. 248 00:21:40,372 --> 00:21:43,912 You see, neurosurgeons must learn to perform under pressure... 249 00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:46,830 unlike other lesser physicians, like anaesthesiologists... 250 00:21:46,928 --> 00:21:48,798 who can't seem to do their job. 251 00:21:51,988 --> 00:21:55,398 So you think you can close up that nut there, Dr. Goopta? 252 00:21:56,764 --> 00:21:57,434 It's Gupta. 253 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,220 That's what I'm saying. Gupta. Goopta. 254 00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:07,551 All right, calm down. 255 00:22:10,213 --> 00:22:12,343 Premature waking is not unheard of... 256 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:14,524 especially when the gas passer... 257 00:22:14,248 --> 00:22:15,708 is manifestly incompetent. 258 00:22:16,763 --> 00:22:17,633 Good afternoon. 259 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:20,871 Sir? I think you're going to find yourself... 260 00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:21,816 feeling a lot better... 261 00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:23,849 not to mention a pound or two lighter. 262 00:22:45,757 --> 00:22:48,367 There's an angel standing beside you, Doctor. 263 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,687 Yes, an angel. I'm sure. 264 00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:58,107 You should take that as a compliment, my dear. 265 00:22:58,237 --> 00:23:02,187 Now, do we have a whiff of something for our vigorous vagrant here? 266 00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:05,136 She has a bell. 267 00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:15,739 I don't understand any of this. 268 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:18,606 There was another hospital here until 1939. 269 00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:21,289 Private, but very well-endowed. 270 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,340 Gottreich Hospital. 271 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,400 Those who remember it, and their numbers shrink daily... 272 00:23:27,563 --> 00:23:29,003 call it the Old Kingdom. 273 00:23:29,706 --> 00:23:32,486 - What happened to it? - Burned to the ground. 274 00:23:32,647 --> 00:23:35,247 This is all that remains of the Old Kingdom. 275 00:23:37,352 --> 00:23:39,102 - She has a bell. - A bell. 276 00:23:42,604 --> 00:23:43,554 Do you have to? 277 00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:48,146 Yeah, I'm afraid we have to re-intubate you, Mr. Whatever-your-name-is. 278 00:23:56,553 --> 00:23:59,933 Will you hurry up, please, before he vomits and aspirates? 279 00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:07,678 Lmbecile. Get the Ambu-Bag. 280 00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:11,325 - Dr. Stegman, I didn't... - All right. 281 00:24:11,447 --> 00:24:15,407 Whatever happens now, the surgery on his nut was a splendid success. 282 00:24:13,956 --> 00:24:16,756 Good luck with his ticker, ladies and gentlemen. 283 00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:19,833 This lesson is over, Dr. Goopta, Gupta, whatever. 284 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,220 If the patient doesn't live to appreciate our work... 285 00:24:25,361 --> 00:24:29,461 that's a few more dollars the city can devote to those damned Somalis. 286 00:24:28,697 --> 00:24:30,327 He should be up on charges. 287 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,200 Yeah, put it in writing. I'm signing it. 288 00:24:32,814 --> 00:24:37,114 - Sure your immigration papers are in order? - Yeah, perhaps you're right. 289 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:41,050 Perhaps my mind is being changed. Can you roll this crash cart closer, please? 290 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:40,880 Clear. 291 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,726 You might want to keep your arms inside. 292 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,959 You want to try it again, Dr. Gupta? 293 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:00,600 No, he's gone. 294 00:25:01,998 --> 00:25:07,018 So what? He's just being a street person, as the excellent Dr. Stegman was telling us. 295 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,250 He called you an angel. 296 00:25:17,063 --> 00:25:18,503 He wasn't looking at me. 297 00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:23,443 You know, he looks a little more like Elmer with his eyes closed, don't you think? 298 00:25:22,851 --> 00:25:23,811 A little, maybe. 299 00:25:24,247 --> 00:25:28,017 Yeah, but mostly right now, he's looking dead. Cover him, please. 300 00:25:33,785 --> 00:25:34,935 Welcome to my home. 301 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,900 - You don't really live here? - I do. 302 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Be it ever so humble, and all that jazz. 303 00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:47,900 - I have to make a call. - Sure. 304 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:53,920 You look much nicer in yours. 305 00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:40,688 You aren't going to tell me all of that is hospital supplies? 306 00:26:42,584 --> 00:26:46,334 Even the Bible says, "Take a little wine for thy belly's sake." 307 00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:50,590 It was originally intended for the terminals on Sunshine ward... 308 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:52,788 and the Alzheimer's patients, of course. 309 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:55,130 A little wine perks them up amazingly. 310 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,589 Yeah, I've read the studies. 311 00:26:57,847 --> 00:27:01,137 It got diverted down here by a conservative contingent... 312 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:04,992 who believe the only job alcohol has in a hospital is to swab out wounds. 313 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:07,200 The more it stings, the better. 314 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:16,382 The champagne is excellent. I have a bottle in the fridge. Join me? 315 00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:20,743 It's a little early, don't you think? 316 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:23,026 The sun's over the yardarm somewhere in the world. 317 00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:27,323 Besides, I want to show you something before Mrs. D gets here. 318 00:27:30,188 --> 00:27:31,188 What do you say? 319 00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:34,960 - I say yes. - Good girl. 320 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,810 - Orderly. - Yes, Doctor? 321 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:45,162 Do you know what kind of car I drive? 322 00:27:45,951 --> 00:27:46,181 No. 323 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:49,105 Finish this quote: 324 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,036 "Physician, heal thy..." 325 00:27:53,065 --> 00:27:53,925 Heal thy what? 326 00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:56,300 "Physician, heal thy what." Good. 327 00:27:57,420 --> 00:28:00,300 I've found the moron du jour. Have a lovely day. 328 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,984 Excuse me. I don't suppose you're Mr. Goode? 329 00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:11,487 Are you? 330 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:13,280 Nope. Jackie Gleason. 331 00:28:15,968 --> 00:28:17,708 Just like in The Honeymooners. 332 00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:20,336 Norton. 333 00:28:23,985 --> 00:28:25,325 Nice to meet you, Doc. 334 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:30,733 You don't know where Mr. Goode is? Wait, don't tell me. His teeth. 335 00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,758 Today, it's his wife's teeth. 336 00:28:35,079 --> 00:28:38,879 But I could leave him a memo if there's something you need, Doc. 337 00:28:40,681 --> 00:28:43,721 Not at all. I'm just ducky. Just quackingly perfect. 338 00:28:53,810 --> 00:28:55,120 Good afternoon, Doctor. 339 00:29:15,246 --> 00:29:16,266 Looks comfortable. 340 00:29:17,902 --> 00:29:18,322 It is. 341 00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:22,606 And like the fabled bicycle... 342 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,858 it's built for two. 343 00:29:39,109 --> 00:29:40,159 Okay, what is it? 344 00:29:42,856 --> 00:29:45,586 Right now, I guess you might call it a hobby. 345 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,790 But some day... 346 00:29:53,274 --> 00:29:56,404 There's a price to be paid for evil and incompetence. 347 00:29:58,142 --> 00:30:00,832 If I didn't believe that, I think I'd go mad. 348 00:31:15,698 --> 00:31:18,198 Natalie, if only you knew I could see you. 349 00:31:20,742 --> 00:31:22,462 If only you knew I was here. 350 00:31:24,356 --> 00:31:25,216 Nat, I'm here. 351 00:31:37,426 --> 00:31:40,916 If only you could just talk to me and tell me what to do. 352 00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:44,100 Psychic old ladies... 353 00:31:46,716 --> 00:31:49,306 You know, a week ago we would have laughed. 354 00:31:49,553 --> 00:31:51,143 I'm not laughing now, babe. 355 00:31:53,183 --> 00:31:54,433 I'm not laughing now. 356 00:32:09,924 --> 00:32:10,594 Poor Peter. 357 00:32:12,009 --> 00:32:13,399 You have to be careful. 358 00:32:20,559 --> 00:32:22,909 How can I be careful when I can't move? 359 00:32:23,603 --> 00:32:24,273 Can't talk? 360 00:32:27,065 --> 00:32:27,985 Where's Antubis? 361 00:32:30,859 --> 00:32:31,669 I don't know. 362 00:32:52,296 --> 00:32:57,196 See, the small crosses indicate a mistake and the larger crosses indicate malpractice. 363 00:32:57,926 --> 00:33:01,056 - Mona Klingerman, for example... - Mona is not dead. 364 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:05,586 It might be better for her if she was. And her parents. 365 00:33:07,534 --> 00:33:08,734 Not to mention Steg. 366 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,716 I see you have me down for Steven Brodky. 367 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,590 That was a mistake, not malpractice. Look at the size of the cross. 368 00:33:19,152 --> 00:33:19,962 Give him 400. 369 00:33:21,352 --> 00:33:23,392 I calculated a 400-milligram dose... 370 00:33:23,762 --> 00:33:26,462 two milligrams per pound for a 200-pound male. 371 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:32,600 Except it was supposed to be two milligrams per kilogram. 372 00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:39,007 - So it should have been 180 millis? - Yeah, of course. 373 00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:46,214 But I was thinking about tennis. 374 00:33:47,841 --> 00:33:51,271 Rosella Winston and I had a doubles match that afternoon... 375 00:33:51,346 --> 00:33:55,126 and those two self-confident witches had already beaten us. Twice. 376 00:33:55,963 --> 00:33:56,773 Give him 400. 377 00:33:57,630 --> 00:34:00,030 I need to remember to go to my backhand. 378 00:34:00,761 --> 00:34:04,481 Lona Massingale was there, too. In fact, she gave the injection. 379 00:34:03,758 --> 00:34:06,978 But it's not her name in your little graveyard, is it? 380 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,409 There's no crosses in Lona's row. 381 00:34:08,725 --> 00:34:11,855 Lona never takes the lead on anything, you know that. 382 00:34:11,921 --> 00:34:15,091 I had a teacher in med school, talked about OR fever. 383 00:34:14,575 --> 00:34:17,635 - Lona has got a classic case of it. - Never mind. 384 00:34:21,111 --> 00:34:23,391 You're right, I ordered the injection... 385 00:34:24,141 --> 00:34:28,341 because I was thinking about tennis, so I mixed up pounds and kilograms. 386 00:34:27,995 --> 00:34:31,275 Tell me, Hook, who made you judge, jury and executioner? 387 00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:34,798 I've been as hard on myself as anyone else. Harder. 388 00:34:35,995 --> 00:34:39,455 I noticed that. Which is why I haven't walked out of here. 389 00:34:40,389 --> 00:34:43,459 Give him 400. I need to remember to charge the net. 390 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,640 Give him 400. I need to remember to wait on the lob. 391 00:34:50,019 --> 00:34:51,369 And also, you're right. 392 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:53,540 I screwed up. 393 00:34:54,587 --> 00:34:54,967 Maybe. 394 00:34:56,614 --> 00:34:57,674 There are degrees. 395 00:34:59,484 --> 00:35:01,594 What are you going to do with this? 396 00:35:01,722 --> 00:35:02,532 I don't know. 397 00:35:03,453 --> 00:35:05,423 But it doesn't end here, does it? 398 00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:07,321 No, I've got tapes, photos, records... 399 00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:10,098 enough to blow half the doctors in here sky high. 400 00:35:10,419 --> 00:35:11,489 Including yourself? 401 00:35:13,838 --> 00:35:15,968 For that street person there alone... 402 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,300 I was hung over. 403 00:35:19,748 --> 00:35:22,538 But what the hell, just a street person, right? 404 00:35:22,493 --> 00:35:25,523 One less chair at the AA meeting on Thursday night. 405 00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:35,692 I just pronounced you dead. 406 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,191 What the hell are you talking about? 407 00:35:40,477 --> 00:35:42,987 Well, maybe it was being your twin brother. 408 00:35:43,137 --> 00:35:45,957 Can you meet me in the morgue in half an hour? 409 00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:47,845 You'll be amazed, I promise you. 410 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,450 Okay. Half an hour. 411 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:00,084 That'd be Mrs. D. 412 00:36:02,554 --> 00:36:03,944 Will you stay for this? 413 00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:05,692 I really need you. 414 00:36:09,056 --> 00:36:12,576 If it involves getting Stegman's panties in a bunch, I'm in. 415 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,078 Thank you. 416 00:36:23,275 --> 00:36:25,535 I would give anything to take it back. 417 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,980 - Do you believe that? - Oh, yeah. 418 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,270 I feel the same way. 419 00:36:33,797 --> 00:36:34,997 Do you believe that? 420 00:36:36,438 --> 00:36:40,158 Yes, which is exactly what makes your little hobby so grotesque. 421 00:36:59,118 --> 00:37:00,898 I believe that's for the lady. 422 00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:05,219 Here you are, Dr. Draper. 423 00:37:05,511 --> 00:37:08,051 Take a look and see if it's what you want. 424 00:37:11,073 --> 00:37:14,203 There are three in the annex, all a little different. 425 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,288 If it's wrong, I'll take it back. 426 00:37:23,547 --> 00:37:24,307 Is it right? 427 00:37:27,507 --> 00:37:28,277 It's perfect. 428 00:37:36,362 --> 00:37:38,202 Bobby, hold this, honey, please. 429 00:37:39,163 --> 00:37:40,793 Dr. Hook, what is all this? 430 00:37:42,447 --> 00:37:42,827 Those. 431 00:37:44,713 --> 00:37:49,173 Oxydomin, the latest in designer opiates. 90% pain relief, zero narcotic high. 432 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:54,487 The approximate value of what you've got in your hands there, Mrs. D... 433 00:37:53,989 --> 00:37:54,509 $30,000. 434 00:37:56,759 --> 00:38:00,519 I'm sure the price will go down once they start mass production. 435 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:02,548 What is it doing here? 436 00:38:04,398 --> 00:38:05,598 That's a long story. 437 00:38:08,218 --> 00:38:10,918 - Champagne? - Lf you're buying, I'm drinking. 438 00:38:14,022 --> 00:38:14,542 Me, too. 439 00:38:18,044 --> 00:38:18,664 After you. 440 00:38:22,357 --> 00:38:23,747 Wait till you see this. 441 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:31,542 It's being the spitting image of you. That's your twin brother. 442 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:34,595 I don't see it. 443 00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:43,923 There. Now do you see it? 444 00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,013 Yeah, maybe. 445 00:38:50,443 --> 00:38:54,833 I mean, he's heavier, but I'm telling you, that could be your twin brother. 446 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,850 Come on, a little more. 447 00:39:44,742 --> 00:39:46,762 How do you like that, you fleabag? 448 00:39:53,723 --> 00:39:54,583 Now, die here. 449 00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:07,068 Antubis! 450 00:40:11,391 --> 00:40:12,451 Natalie. Help her. 451 00:40:20,914 --> 00:40:22,554 You're mine now, short time. 452 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,091 You're all mine.